Praise "Bob"!

The False Prophets must be CAST OUT! Now ARISE! Reveling in Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods, the enlightened Sub - and this is true of ANY dues-paying SubGenius - will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he revels FOREVER in the joy of a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS! If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that the essence of OverMan (or OverWOMAN)hood holds us back from the brink of doom and protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which cries out "OR KILL ME!" DOWN with government! The Conspiracy dupes LAUGH, but WE'LL be laughing soon! Who takes your Slack? The Conspiracy geeks, that's who! The Conspiracy dupes who have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are bland! They would deprive the SubGenius of his his newest ShorDurPerSav! They must DIE! They DESERVE the FILTHY bosses that they foist on US!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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